Hi I’m Gary. This is a tale of my life. I was born and my patents abounded me in a park. After a short period I went to go find my parents. So I went to the phone box and looked for my dad. Unforteltly I never found my dog. Even though I didn’t even have one. I was upset even though I’ saw a dead cat on top of a chickens bum.
Then I started to run around a car and then farted and almost destroyed a fence. Then I ran away. In I saw a house which had my prudent dog in it the dog was actually a mouse in a tree though. So then I packed the mouse into a suite case which I found on a sub way sandwich which an apricot was eating.
I then saw my dad [I wasn’t sure if this was really my dad but anyway] and gave him a bone crushing hug which killed him. Ten I saw a wounded dog and chucked it at a car. I then died
P.S I never found my dog
THE END
